I have no words, and I am going just to reproduce some section from this shocking news : Bike sex man placed on probation
"Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex."
"Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr."
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex"
"Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex."
"Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr."
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex"
"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."
What is it worse : having 'sex' with your bike or the amount of booze you have to drink to pretend your are having 'something' with your bike semi naked?
Quoting PY: "Obviously, it's in Scotland..."
